hellojuicypen:

The movie must be even more fascinating,you should really take some nice ideas of how to make your baby girl scream like never before gentlemen…

this is exactly why the 50 shades movie is dangerous

not only is the sex in the book incredibly tame and vanilla (they almost never use the word vagina or ass….just “down there”), but the bdsm that is portrayed is abusive and dangerous and yet people are taking it as an example of what to do in the bedroom

[side eyes everyone who liked the 50 shades trailer]

truetothend:

Fifty Shades Of Grey - Trailer

this is incredibly accurate to the book in the sense that ana is still a bland reader insert and christian still comes off as a manipulative abusive douche

seriously this looks like a goddamn horror movie


We mustn’t keep meeting like this. Communication between the people of the Moon and the Earth is forbidden. It is the way of the gods. We mustn’t fall in love. But it’s already too late
We mustn’t keep meeting like this. Communication between the people of the Moon and the Earth is forbidden. It is the way of the gods. We mustn’t fall in love. But it’s already too late
peppercrow:

get them out of here sam

peppercrow:

get them out of here sam