sad? watch lord of the rings. happy? watch lord of the rings. sick? watch lord of the rings. sleepy? watch lord of the rings. dying from a festering wound? watch lord of the rings. have homework to do? watch lord of the rings.
watching lord of the rings solves 100% of all problems. trust me i am a medical doctor.
>check the stanley parable tag
>slash with stanley and the narrator everywhere
>leaves the stanley parable tag
the real question is when is bad dragon dildo going to branch out into robot designs
how do u think sex worked before foreplay was invented??
who invented foreplay how did it spread
these are important questions
kissing is so weird it’s like hey let me squish my foodhole against your foodhole and move around a little to express our desire for each other
i get ppl are sad the mackle dude didn’t win the big grammys but some of these stans are pretending that daft punk are untalented musicians who didn’t “deserve” their wins and that’s 150% incorrect
hide your neverending loneliness with intense obsessive crushes on fictional characters
nothing makes me angrier then when dudes try to control what their girlfriends wear and stop them from wearing sexy stuff or other clothes